Conortude

Conor:  You hurt my heart and my feelings even when God dropped me down here when I was a baby.
Me:   Hahahaha.  (Literally cracking up, as if not cracking up at that was even an option!)
Conor:  I am so mad at you.  I don’t like this house or planet earth!

Oh Conor, Conor, Conor!  I am actually in awe of the fact that I don’t have gray hair yet.  You are quite the little character.  Always have been, and I am guessing you always will be.  You say the absolute funniest things I have ever heard in my life.  I couldn’t make any of it up even if I tried my hardest!